Today my neighbor, we'll call her Bugs, decided to wear an armload of those thin jangly bracelets that never seem to go all the way out of style. They're sold virtually everywhere, but if you pay more than a buck fifty, you're getting ripped off. I think they are sold in lots of 50, and that's the rule. YOU MUST WEAR ALL OF THEM.
All day long all I could hear was jingling. JANGLING. JINGLING JINGLING JINGLING. Now, I ask you, is this the kind of wear that should be in a law office? NO!
I fully support the idea of termination. NO, not firing, but actually KILLING anyone who wears all of the following to work: flip flops, strapless shoes, chains of any sort, anywhere, but doubly so if they are on a wallet, bangles, bracelets, corduroys, or those stupid singing ties.
What's wrong with you noisy people?
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